i came into this world
on a cold winter night,
kicking and screaming
and already guilty
of a crime so heinous
that eternal torture
was deemed to be
the only appropriate
punishment for me.
then, the doctor spanked
my bottom and cut off
part of my tender penis.
from there, things got crazy…
–photo of me
michaeljordahl 
That sounds really tough
A real life nightmare
To make this even worse
They put greasy kid stuff
All in your hair! 😎
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And silver nitrate in my eyes!
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Sounds like a sure cure
for blindness 🤔 🕶
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