A bipolar bear named Rene
is merrily manic in May
But then by late autumn
She sinks to rock bottom
And sleeps the whole winter away.
–photo by me
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Pregnant with twins, Mary Sue
Has become so enamored with ‘2’,
That the twins are now due
At 2:22
On 2/22/22
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I was shooting a mallard until
I lost footing and took quite a spill
And I don’t know why
The duck didn’t fly
But he had quite a smirk on his bill
–Photo by me
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When I walked to the lake in the dale,
I was shocked by a snake, long and pale,
And I knew my old foe
Was but blue-tinted snow–
Yet I opted to break a new trail.
–Photo by me
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a white rainbow formed in a squall
so i gave mother nature a call
she said her new printer
will default to winter
when colors run out in the fall
–photo by me
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There lives a young spider named Deb
Who boasts she’s an on-line celeb,
But beneath all the hype
She’s the self-centered type,
And it shows when she goes on the web.
–photos by me
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there are nests built on poles of jack pine
where they suit mama ospreys just fine;
when their eggs start to hatch,
news is quickly dispatched
to their friends via telephone line.
–photo by me
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There was a young turtle named Guy
Who didn’t climb logs to stay dry;
He’d perch on a log
Sticking out of the bog
Cuz he liked to pretend he could fly!
–Photo by me
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When I spotted a six-legged deer,
I admit that I started to fear
I was titched in the head,
Till the deer calmly said,
“Relax, man, there’s two of us here.”
–photo by me
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Don’t drive on the new snow, they said,
So I walked for my safety instead,
But the slippery ground
Spun completely around,
And it walloped me upside the head.
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