when mother goose had her first brood,
a rift in her marriage ensued:
her high steppin’ gander
began to philander
whenever he felt in the mood
–photo by me
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there lives a young songbird named heather
who thinks she is so ‘all together’,
and that magpie beau monde
is above and beyond–
but they’re really just birds of a feather.
–photo by me
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There lives a delusional pig
Who thinks she’s as thin as a twig,
And when she’s called out
On those ears and that snout,
She says, “They’re just perfectly big.”
–Photo by me
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A young racist rabbit named Frown
Was putting non-white bunnies down,
But he altered his views
As he hopped in their shoes
In the spring, when his fur turned to brown.
–Photo by me
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A self-centered woodchuck named Ben
Stays aloof from his ex-girlfriend,
But if it’s time to mate,
He will not hesitate
To just let himself in to her den
–Photo by me
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the animal photos i use
when blogging are so hard to choose,
that i write the texts
while kitty selects
the ones that will get the most views
–photo by me
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A bipolar bear named Rene
is merrily manic in May
But then by late autumn
She sinks to rock bottom
And sleeps the whole winter away.
–photo by me
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Pregnant with twins, Mary Sue
Has become so enamored with ‘2’,
That the twins are now due
At 2:22
On 2/22/22
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I was shooting a mallard until
I lost footing and took quite a spill
And I don’t know why
The duck didn’t fly
But he had quite a smirk on his bill
–Photo by me
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When I walked to the lake in the dale,
I was shocked by a snake, long and pale,
And I knew my old foe
Was but blue-tinted snow–
Yet I opted to break a new trail.
–Photo by me
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