oops! (a true story)

truck

into the iron

depths of hell

the mighty brute I rode

and so appeased

the metal beast

with yet another load

 

at four AM

I hardly felt

the many bumps and jolts

but nothing quite

will wake you like

a hundred thousand volts

 

my truck box hit

a power line

I should’ve stayed in bed

and had my boss

just send to me

the million bucks instead

perspective

man in cosmos

in the vast abyss of the cosmos

men and their endeavors

are as insignificant

as the dust from

which they

arose

but

atoms

form bonds

and molecules

can form an entire

living universe unto itself

it’s all about our perspective

when jesus came to sturgis

sturgis

when jesus came to sturgis on a harley

we knew that everything would turn out fine

and when it started raining on our party

jesus turned the water into wine

 

and then he grabbed a bible from his harley

and from it read how on the second day

that god made grass and saw that it was gnarly

so jesus used the page to roll a jay

 

he took a hit and washed it down with soda

and ’round and ’round we passed that blessed jay

and somewhere in the hills of south dakota

they’re passing that same joint around today

Alcohol Avenue

traffic_jam

You suddenly find yourself barreling down Alcohol Avenue toward the hospital dead ahead. It’s all green lights, pedal-to-the-metal, full tilt. With other cars boxing you in, you can’t turn back, even if you want to, and you say to yourself, how did I get here again?

You remember driving down Sobriety Lane away from the hospital. You had crossed Denial Street and even Anxiety Way successfully and with great expectations. Then you suddenly hung a left on Just One Street, only to find it led right back to the noisy, teeming traffic of Alcohol Avenue, and here you are once again about to turn your pleasant afternoon cruise into an ambulance ride.

1973

slade

I think that I

Shall never see

Another year like ’73

I turned 18

Became a man

And strutted ’round

So lean and tan,

The drinking age

was dropped too far

And high school lunch

Was at the bar

The army turned

To volunteer

The only draft

We knew was beer

I graduated

Got employed

And bought the things

That I enjoyed

Yes, only God

Can make a tree

But we were

Gods in ’73