
I went out in the sun
I was white as wonder bread
still I stripped down to my shorts
and I bared my balding head
I looked just like a Q-tip
as I laid out on the spread
and I guess I fell asleep
for I woke up flaming red
I thought I’d get a tan
but I’m lobsterized instead
and now I’m truly worried
as to what will lie ahead
for the thought of even moving
now fills me with dread
I’ll prop myself up
for the night on my bed
I’m sure I’ll get big blisters
until my skin is shed
and probably by morning
I’ll wish that I was dead
I guess I didn’t listen
to what my mother said
don’t lay out in the sun
when you’re white as wonder bread









